Henopause™ Because Crewneck

Embrace the chaos of chicken keeping with our Henopause™ Because Crewneck—the perfect tee for anyone who's ever wondered why their hens act like they're going through their own midlife crisis. Soft, comfortable, and unapologetically funny, this crewneck celebrates the unpredictable personalities of backyard birds. Whether you're a seasoned chicken wrangler or just discovering that hens have serious attitude, this shirt says it all. Wear it with pride and let fellow poultry enthusiasts know you get the joke.

🐔 6.4 oz./yd², (US), 10.7 oz./Lyd (CA), 100% ring-spun cotton, 31 singles
🐔Garment-dyed for that lived in feel and almost no shrinkage at home.
🐔 Soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads
🐔 Retail fit
🐔 Runs true to size
🐔 Made With Respect Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
🐔 Printed and shipped from the USA 🇺🇸